10 Things That Are Pissing Me Off - 30 January 2023
Luxury Cars Aren't Sports Cars. Get it right. If the suspension isn't soft, it's a sports car or a truck/SUV, NOT a luxury vehicle. I don't know what Cadillac, BMW, and Lexus think they're doing. Targeting 16 year old boys and rich guys in midlife crisis, I guess.
Public transit sucks if you're a gimp. No where decent to sit and no seat belts. You have to wear them in a car or taxi by law; but public transit doesn't require it and doesn't offer it either. Good to know the government doesn't care about you. As if I didn't know already.
Porn sites that heavily feature guys creeping on unconscious women. Just because you use "s." doesn't mean I don't know what you're talking about. You're still depicting a crime. And what normal guy is into necrophelia or making love to someone who isn't having a good time too? Just watch regular porn and save the guilty conscience. Unless you're a sociopath, in which case, please visit the nearest mental health facility as soon as possible.
Pseudo Mind readers. People who think they can tell exactly what you're thinking based on your perceived behaviour and then judge you. You're just making shit up. If you don't know, ask. And if you choose to not accept the answer you're given, that's on you, not me. Or, alternatively, you can mind your own fucking business and stop pretending you're "helping" me. It's not about me, it's about you.
Taxi drivers who say they'll be there in 10-15, but show up in 30-40, like I enjoy waiting outside in -3 degree weather looking for a decent place to sit.
People who treat me like I'm fucktarded because I wear a mask in small buildings. Just because you get your "news" from Alex Jones doesn't mean I have to participate in your conspiracy fantasies. Do whatever you want. There's no mask mandate anymore. Leave me alone. I don't call you a domestic terrorist for spreading your germs.
People who make assumptions based on low information. There is no British accent. Every borough is different. If you think Paul McCartney, Ricky Gervais, Eve Myles and John Oliver all sound the same, maybe it's time to check your wax build up. Trust me, I've been there.
Strangers who sit next to me and automatically assume I want to have a conversation about their husband's sudden attack of impotence. We all have problems. Get a vibrator, Lady. 3 words: Not my problem.
Older roads that for some reason are narrow. These things were constructed when people drove giant sedans. Who exactly thought that was a good idea? If I can't drive down one in a modern car, how exactly was someone in an old Chevy Impala supposed to navigate this shit?
Hypocrites. You know the kind. They do something monumentally stupid that actually matters and if you make one little mistake they mock, patronize or belittle you.