10 Things That Are Pissing Me Off (26 Feb 2023)
Updated: Feb 16
Would it kill these professional religious people to be consistent? If everything good that you have is because of God, then everything shitty that happens to you also is of God's doing. If you're going to praise him for the good stuff, maybe you should hold him accountable when things don't go so well, too. God forbid you hold God to the standard you claim he set for himself. Don't look for consistency in religion. The whole concept of it is "believing without seeing." So you're going in blind. Hey, you do you, but don't blame anyone else when you start running into things and get a concussion. Your imaginary friend won't save you from that.
Black, Indigenous and Latino Problems: Being shot at, beat up or violently deported while unarmed, in some cases because they crossed an imaginary line without someone white person's permission. White People Problems: I can't eat this fake food at the Golden Arches without a mask! Alex Jones said I'm a sheeple if I don't protest my freedumb being "violated." This is a Christian nation! We trust in our imaginary friend, not a human being in a lab coat with years of education!
While White Evangelical Christians are trying to lawyer Jesus' message from Love Thy Neighbour to Hate Thy Neighbour if he crosses an imaginary line while not being white as the beaten snow, they act like they're the champions of "freedom." By their own definition, they themselves are "illegal aliens." You can't just show up in someone else's country, kill almost everyone and then suddenly decide that illegal immigration is a crime.
Jesus healed the sick and fed, clothed and housed people for free. He had his own single payer healthcare operation going on - so corporate Rome and the politicians decided to have him killed. Who knew that 2000 years later, America would look at Rome and look at Jesus and decide Rome was the better option?
It's okay to have varying tastes in terms of porn, but really, guys, she should at least be fully conscious. It's probably not a good idea to be fantasizing about a crime. That shit usually doesn't end well.
Canadians don't all talk like lumberjacks or say eh. Get it right. It's like saying all Americans say y'all, yeehaw and wear cowboy hats.
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8. I may not be able to physically make my own bed, but that's better than being a politician who orders the deaths of people overseas.
9. Guns don't kill people. Americans with guns kill people.
10. One of the most popular institutions with men is Jackass. One of the most popular institutions with women is Real Housewives. And we wonder why we have so many problems in the world.