The Gimp
10 People/Things That Are Pissing Me Off, Volume 4 (17/01/23)

Any wrestling promotion or group of wrestlers that call themselves "Elite," especially if they consider themselves babyfaces. WTF has happened to wrestling in the last 20 years? This is what I grew up with. Glass shatters, and all hell breaks loose. Must see TV every Monday Night. And for a few years, if you weren't into that, you had the NWO. Listen up, Kids. You're not Elite. Where have you wrestled? Oh right.
2. When a disagreement = you're wrong and obviously it's part of some mental deficiency, so I'm going to speak very slowly so hopefully you understand. I'm-Right-itis is the most frustrating illness to deal with in another person.
3. Cash Only Taxi Cabs. Unless you're driving a DeLorean, get with the 21st century. The Modern Man carries plastic.
4. People who go on and on at length about things they know absolutely nothing about. Or worse, they try the old "bullshit baffles brains" technique. Exhibit A.
5. That wonderful, patronization that we Gimps get when we run into people who think they're being nice to us. They put their hands on their knees and crouch down. "Hey Buddy - how - are - you?" "Fine, but I could use a chair. And maybe get one for yourself. It looks like your knees are all fucked up as well." I'm physically disabled, not mentally disabled.
6. And I thought I was full of shit with my bowel incontinence issues. Not Ed, Trump. The guy tells a select group of people what they want to hear - because that's what people really want. Not the truth - just that all their problems are easily fixable. And news flash: They're not. But you can't make stupid people feel stupid if you're politician. Thankfully, that's my job. Ed is a sock puppet with a guy's hand up his ass. Trump has his own head up his own ass.
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Any Questions? Happy Birthday, Jim!
8. People on Twitter using the hashtag #AlexJonesWasRight. The man said the government was poisoning water, making frogs "gay" (as if being gay is the worst thing in the world). He also said a mass shooting was a hoax, encouraging people even more mentally ill than him to threaten the families of the kids who died. Unless he's got actual, verified, video evidence, I'm glad he's going bankrupt.
9. Transphobic people. If I woke up tomorrow feeling like a woman, I'm sure it would be traumatic and extremely difficult. But if I woke up tomorrow female, I'd like to think I'd suck it up (not literally) and figure out how to make it work. I'm glad I can save money on tampons though. I think I'm satisfied with not having to deal with that. But after 20 surgeries, blood and pain are kind of my expertise. And hot flashes? Try taking Ditropan (Oxybutynin) every day. If you're not itching all the time, you're hot, flushed, fatigued and have tinnitus. Right there with you, Ladies!
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2 Words: Pain Management.