10 People/Things That Are Pissing Me Off, Volume 3 (16/01/2023)
Female Chauvinists. That's right, I'm talking about women who should know better. They grew up around men, saw all the stupid shit that we do on a minutely basis while calling women emotional basket cases and decided, "Yeah, that makes sense. I really am stupid." My Dad had the power to bring that out of someone. He used to tell my mom, "Repeat after me: 'I am stupid.'"
People who bitch about the income tax while their self-starting, gas-eating LUV sits outside in the driveway.
3. Any Questions?!
4. People, who despite all the facts, still say more guns is the answer to mass shootings. Yes, because you're going to be the hero that saves everyone if someone shows up with an AR-15. This isn't Die Hard, Tex. Get some viagra and then kindly go fuck yourself.
5. Old people who hate younger people because those kids don't appreciate being born into a world that the Boomers completely wiped their asses with.
6. Anyone who thinks giving themselves a hiatus hernia with unnecessary spicy food that has otherwise no flavour is a worthwhile endeavour because it makes them feel tough. Speaking as a sufferer, if you want heartburn burps for the rest of your life, knock yourself out. Go join the ranks of the disabled. See if I care.
7. People who both think the right to free speech and protest aren't important and those people who exercise it in the stupidest, most hypocritical ways. These are the same ass-clowns who block roads ambulances use to take very sick people to hospital while they bitch and moan about how their "rights" are being "violated." Stupid AF.
8. Anyone who feels violated after a hospital stay where a nurse had to give them an enema. Welcome to my world, Dipstick.
9. Soap Operas. Seriously, does anyone actually look like that?
10. Modern Movie Pacing. Seriously, I'm supposed to have ADD, but this is ridiculous. If I showed a bunch of kids this great action movie, they'd be asleep in 5 minutes. There. I shit on Gen Z's. You happy?