The Gimp
10 People/Things That Are Pissing Me Off (6 Feb 2023)
People who are against healthcare, but also don't like that I call myself a Gimp. News flash: I don't care about your guilt complex. That's the problem with guilt. Being guilty about doing or not doing something doesn't at all change whether you're doing the right thing or not. It's all about you. It's about you feeling uncomfortable with the fact that I'm handicapped. Narrow-minded, unenlightened self-interest doesn't impress me. If you just want to use me to make yourself feel better about yourself, I've got 2 words for you.
You call it spicy food, I call it a normal day in the washroom.
How did we manage to go from Basic Instinct to 50 Shades of Grey? Don't women deserve better?
Your "luxury car" owes me $120 bucks for a one hour massage. I don't care how fast it can take corners. I hope your sports seats are waterproof.
Why does a laptop computer look like a chair to cats?
Not having a full time job. I don't understand people who just want to sit around and collect unemployment.
Pain. Now I have to keep track of how often I take Tylenol or Advil. Liquid-gels, of course.
People who think "help" = running your life. I just asked a question. I didn't give you access to all my personal details, including my bank account.
Is America basically Patrick Bateman now?
10. WTF, Megan Markle?